"Jennifer Lopez, who appeared on Good Morning, America August 18th to discuss her preparations for the Malibu Triathlon, was overheard saying after the segment that she "couldn't understand why everyone is talking about that swimmer, " according to a GMA source. "She couldn't come up with (eight-time gold-medal winner Michael) Phelps' name, [emphasis mine] and then she yammered on about how she was the one training for a triathlon just six months after giving birth, and how that was the big story right now, not 'the swimmer.'"
Here's my (I think quite pithy) response:
"Yeah J-Lo even though Michael Phelps is some kind of swimming freak of nature (I mean that in a good way) he's far more of a man and waaaay hotter than your skeevy little runt of a husband!"
Perhaps I missed the point, after all her skeevy little runt of a husband didn't make the boneheaded statement. How about:
"Hey J-Lo did your brain get trapped in that fat ass of yours?" Or would that be wrong of me????
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